Frequently Asked Questions

What currency are the prices in?

All pricing is in $USD

Where does Da FunGuy ship?

We Ship within CONUS!!!

We DO NOT guarantee arrival and DO NOT refund orders that are confiscated or lost during the shipping process.  You understand and agree that you may NOT preform a chargeback if the order does not arrive.  You have agreed to this at checkout.  We have not experienced many issues to date, however we cannot control what happens in the post offices beyond the USA.  Once your package leaves US Customs, most times tracking will no longer be updated.  This will lead to your package looking like it is sitting in the same location for several days, sometimes even weeks depending on the destination when it is actually in route.

We do not provide any support for international orders beyond putting your package in the mail and providing you a tracking number.  We will not file claims or help track down order once it is sent.  Please read that again.

All orders are at your own risk.  We will not replace, refund or warranty any seeds that do not make it. Shipping Policy

I am missing an item!

Oh no! That’s not good!  Luckily, we take a photo of each and every order.  The very last step prior to packaging is a photo.  We lay all the items out around the shipping address and order number so that it can be clearly seen in a photo and snap a picture.  If you’re missing an item please call or email us, reference your order number and we will go back and look at the photos.  If your item is in fact missing, we will shoot it out to you right away.  If it isn’t, we will email you the photo and suggest that you look again in your package.  We will not replace any items or “take your word for it” if the missing item is in the photo, please don’t ask.

What is your returns policy?

Refunds can be made ONLY before they are shipped. There will be a 5% handling fee deducted from your refund total.  Once products are shipped NO refunds or exchanges will be accepted. NO EXCEPTIONS. Refund Policy

My Spores Didn’t Inoculate, will you replace them?

DO NOT SEND US THIS EMAIL OR CONTACT US WITH THIS INFORMATION.  SPORES ARE SOLD AS NOVELTIES AND ARE NOT MEANT TO BE ANYTHING MORE.  PLEASE NOTE WE DO NOT OFFER REPLACEMENTS NOR REFUNDS.

Any customer issues that arise which deem replacement of items by DA FUNGUY, the customer will be fully responsible for any/all shipping costs associated with said replacement .  

Do you offer grow advice?

No.  We do not offer any grow advice EVER!  There are many different forums and YouTube channels that are specifically designated to answers any question you may have.

How soon after payment can I expect tracking?

PLEASE ALLOW 2-5 BUSINESS DAYS TO RECEIVE TRACKING.  HOLIDAYS AND SALES MAY CAUSE DELAYED TIMES.

How long after placing my order, do I have to complete payment?

AFTER PLACING YOUR ORDER YOU HAVE 48hrs to complete your payment before your order is canceled.
If you need more time please reach out to us to work out an extension. If your’e paying by money order/cash you MUST email us so your order can be marked pending.

I got my order now I’m going to call fraud to my Credit card company and get my money back!

Don’t try this.  Seriously you won’t like the outcome…. IF your considering this then the following will happen:

Our credit card processor will provide your credit card company with your IP address when the order was processed along with all correspondence for the order.  Proving that you did in fact order from us.

Your credit card company will then refund US the payment and levy a fine against you, generally close your account and put you on the Credit Card black list, which is a savage list full of people who try to run credit card scams, generally making it extremely hard to get another credit card again.

We will share your name with all of the other seed banks as a thief.

ITS NOT WORTH IT.  IT NEVER WORKS OUT IN YOUR FAVOR.  DO NOT TRY IT.